Captain Yearning (according to the poll) FOR THIS TO BE OVER haha!!
The Queen of Vodka!
If I go with Quinault Tribe, I am the Queen of Tears. I tend to be overly dramatic, as life is a melodrama, somewhat surreal, but c'mon! I may not be a manly man, but Queen of Tears?
Baron von Jerkin' it...I think that I will plead the 5th on the appropriateness of this name 😂
Baron Von Boredom. Huh, I'd rather be Uncle Vodka!