OK, let's see if anyone can beat this. I went down to my local Sainsbury's this morning and the queue went out of the car park, along the main road, down the next side street and round the corner into the next road.
Total queuing time: 2 hrs 25 mins!
Still, I did get pretty much everything I needed and there was no queue at the checkout.
I thought my one-and-a-half hours in the rain, around-the-block queue for Trader Joe’s was a record. 😮