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 Post subject: Holiday Nudist Camps
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:36 am 
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If a close friend offered you a free holiday at a nudist camp and really pleaded with you to go as they didn't want to go alone, would you do it?

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 Post subject: Re: Holiday Nudist Camps
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Possibly - as long as it was somewhere warm and not full of Germans.

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 Post subject: Re: Holiday Nudist Camps
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No, am not that bothered about getting my kit off - hospital visits soon put paid to any embarrassment, especially when the consultant had students with him. Just not interested in living in the buff, I'd be freezing! Cooking would be hazardous too .....

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 Post subject: Re: Holiday Nudist Camps
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No, am not that bothered about getting my kit off - hospital visits soon put paid to any embarrassment, especially when the consultant had students with him. Just not interested in living in the buff, I'd be freezing! Cooking would be hazardous too .....


I have a funny story about that , from sitting in a tub of water with dandruff shampoo in it. I got a horrible breakout rash of itchy bumpy sores all over my front and back personal area and was the subject
of a few observations by interested parties. I didn't care ; I just wanted some flipping cream and a cortizone shot to help the horrible itching . Somehow it developed into a dark ring around my bung and that got some curious looks :lol: . I know they didn't believe me but it was God's own truth that I hadn't been putting things up there, or letting anyone else put theirs. Utter, abject embarassment and humiliation ran their course and I just stopped caring what anyone thought .

The other funny part about that was when one bump turned into an ulceration and I had it excided right off mid-left cheek . I had to keep the wound dry so I wore a jock strap (cheekless athletic supporter) and a weightlifting belt that had a small battery-powered fan duct taped to it , so I could walk around the workshop and still do whatever I could, standing up . Jock strap, tennis shoes, and no pants , that is .
I really didn't give a crap what anyone thought by then :D


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 Post subject: Re: Holiday Nudist Camps
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Oliver Wendell Douglas wrote:
so I wore a jock strap (cheekless athletic supporter) and a weightlifting belt that had a small battery-powered fan duct taped to it , so I could walk around the workshop and still do whatever I could, standing up . Jock strap, tennis shoes, and no pants , that is .
I really didn't give a crap what anyone thought by then :D


:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is priceless Dar........thankfully we are not on the 'Photo Of The Day' thread :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Holiday Nudist Camps
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The nudist camp always seems like its going to be a good idea until you realize how many people like you want to go there... :shock:

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Oliver Wendell Douglas wrote:
so I wore a jock strap (cheekless athletic supporter) and a weightlifting belt that had a small battery-powered fan duct taped to it , so I could walk around the workshop and still do whatever I could, standing up . Jock strap, tennis shoes, and no pants , that is .
I really didn't give a crap what anyone thought by then :D


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That is priceless Dar........thankfully we are not on the 'Photo Of The Day' thread :shock:

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Oi! I'm just about to make dinner! :lol: :lol:

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The nudist camp always seems like its going to be a good idea until you realize how many people like you want to go there... :shock:


Much like swingers parties then?

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When I was young and fit, I used to go nude at Stinson Beach (Marin county, on the Pacific north of the Golden Gate Bridge). It never bothered me for people to see me nude.

Nowadays, mine is a body best kept fairly well clothed. Although, I may try out the nude beach down by Zandvoort (NL). We've been down there (clothed) a couple of times because it is much quiter. No beach clubs blasting out music. There all sorts there, young and old. I suppose that once I get a little brown, no one will care. And if they do well ... what of it :)

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MondoJohnny wrote:
The nudist camp always seems like its going to be a good idea until you realize how many people like you want to go there... :shock:


Much like swingers parties then?


A long time ago somebody here told me what swingers were ....
so a swingers party in the UK would be analogous to a teabagger's ball here in the U.S. ?.... but without the bags , so it's just a bunch of guys swinging their swingers around ? :wink: :lol: . Sounds a bit dangerous :shock: .


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